2 The Beginning of the Downfall

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Assalamualaikum

Hari ni hari selasa. I love tuesday. 3S, Saya suka Selasa! #MarkMyWords. Saya takde cluz, so boleh update blog. Personally, ni adalah permulaan sem yang sangat tidak #ohsem. Baru masuk 4 kelas, yang cluz repeat tu, gua malas masuk. Malas hadap muke cekgu yang bagi gua fail tu. Lecturer tu buat aku rase macam #loser.

Cluz Strategic Planning

Lecturer:

       Okey, sem ni kite perlu gunakan satu buku rujukan utama, dua buku modul. Semuanya RM170. Takboleh guna coupon buku 1Malaysia tau, sebab order dari saya. Haha! *dushdush. By the way, next Sunday, bawak RM10 utk modul yang pertama. Okay?

Cluz Adv Mgmt Acct'g

Lecturer: 

       I want you all to have your nametag (ingat budak sekolah ape?), so then i can remember your name. And also, put your name on the table in form of triangle. Emm, like "this". Okay, introduce yourself.

Skrullz: 

       My name is Muhamad Nazrin. U can call me Naz. I live in a small village at Selangor. I have two siblings. I love my own blog gadgets and i hate wearing tie. And currently in Semester 6 taking AIS course.

Lecturer:

       #mukebengkek I know you in Semester 6. Okay, #nvm, sit down.*sambil hayun tangan macam pondan, suruh duduk.

Cluz Audit Two

Lecturer:

       Hello, i am your lecturer for this semester. Meh sini saya bagi pantang larang masa saya mengajar dalam cluz. Firstly, saya taksuke awak semua langgar Code of Ethics. Rambut panjang, pakai selekeh. Secondly, saya taksuka masa saya mengajar didepan, awak cakap cakap kat belakang. Next, bla.bla.bla.bla.

Cluz FAR Four

Lecturer:

       Okay! Jot this down. Mid-term exam is on 23rd of March, 3chapters in it. Final exam question is already in progress, 11chapters, 4 questions. Usually, midterm exam is harder than final. But this sem, who knows?

Fuhh! i'm done. Semester ni 7 subject. Setiap sem aku handle 7 subject. Takde perubahan pun. Tapi lecturer sem ni ade 2-3 orang killer siket lah. So, maybe this is the beginning of my downfall. Mama kate takpe, "janji sehat and buat yang terbaek".

That's all.